The subject line was a lie. I'm still depressed, but at least I'm warm and depressed. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The pictures don't show it, but there's WRITING ON THE BACK??? I didn't notice it when I took it out of the package, but when I was putting it in the dryer, all I saw was white writing and my heart stopped because I thought the red and blue ink had come off in the wash, but NOPE, Sam is just inattentive.
The pouch/pocket is standard hoodie-pouch-size. I can fit about 4 and a half calculators in it. This hoodie is not ideal if you want to sneak a cat into the movie theater, though (the pouch isn't big enough for an adult cat).
I bought a size "Large" because I like 'em big, but not too big, you know what I mean? This hoodie was just the right size for hiding from all of my responsibilities.
The reduced pilling fabric is convenient, since I spend most of my time curled up in a ball watching Netflix, and almost all of my other hoodies just disintegrate from all the friction they encounter against my bed sheets, but this hoodie has out-performed the rest.
This hoodie warms the cold, empty space in my chest where my soul once was.
I recommend purchasing a size bigger than you normally would, just so you can pull the sleeves over your hands and do the flappy-sleeve thing (it can double as a hoodie AND a pair of mittens if you pull the sleeves down far enough).
LIFE HACK: keep a Chipotle burrito in the pouch during the cold months, that way you can have a hand warmer AND a snack.